can ne1 sum themselves up in 3 words, i woz asked 2 and i cant man, how would u describe me in three words?

neway ive got the flu which sucks major donkey balls, but i will fight it,i will soldier on and go shoppin 2moz i fink for a wee cheer up. need 2 get ma costume sorted for my cuzins party, my brother is goin as a toy soldier, n i fink ma dads rite into the idea of goin as james bond although me n andrew have had fun givin him suggestions, my favourites bein...

the guy on top of a weddin cake
inch high private eye
a munchkin from wizard of oz
tom thumb

My fav woz the guy on top of a wedding cake coz if u knew my dad rite... it fits ok lol its fuckin bang on. any other suggestions are welcome lol :P